Memories of the Wind.
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
A Bizzare Offer.
It's often after runs everytime that i got the inspiration or rather the resources to blog. And this time was no different. . My ghost stories would have to wait for a while and i plead for patience from readers who are interested in the 'spook' theme to bide their time. FOr this is one interesting incident in the aftermath of a run.
After a 50min run, i was totally exhausted and seriously deprived of oxygen, gasping for air while i was waiting for the lift back home. But dear readers, i Wasnt so deprived of the basic living tool that what i was goin to relate later was just a bout of hallucinations. Haa. crap. Anyway, i was entirely drenched with perspiration that i seemed like i just came out from a shower except for the fact that i didnt smell too good with that extra bit of 'ammonia' stained on my body. Then, i was approached by a middle aged man who looked quite studious and refined. The conversation goes like this. .
Man:" Hi, may i ask u something?"
Me:" Hi! Yessh?"
Man points to a construction site near my house and asked:" Are they building new flats there?
Me with a blur look:" ??? Dunno."
Man asked seriously, with a look of interest:" Are u conservative or traditional?"
Me:" er. . neutral lor."
Man:" Hmmm, student? Which level?
Me:" Uni..
Man and me, blah blah for another 30secs. . .blah blah blah
At this juncture, i had absolutely no inkling where this mundane conversation is heading to. Initially i thought he was just asking for directions. But when he asked me whether i was conservative or traditional, i deviated from that and thought he might be an opposition party member or he was an insurance agent or watever la. All my guesses were wrong anyway.
Man gesticulated:" Ok, i would be straightfoward. I am a bisexual, and i like macho guys, especially ur type. I know u may not need the money, but i am offering you $100. U need not do anything, u just have to lie down, while i give u a whole body massage and service u like a king."
Me with an incredulous look and a wide grin:" Ha. NO THANKS."
Man pressed on with an air of invincibilty of a warrior and the glib of an experienced salesman who knew how to strut his stuff:" But u dun have to do anything, i would make u comfortable."
Me without a hint of hesitation:" HA. NO THANKS!"
End of conversation, a bye and the man left with a dejected and forlorn look.
MY THOUGHTS
Hmm, seriously i was not enticed at all by such an offer though, but come to think of it, i needed to work 27 hours as a cashier before i can earn that much. Haa. Joking la. But i wasnt angry with the person or think him as dirty as all. It was a legal transaction with no strings attached and he was not that persistent or stepping beyond the line, according to me la. Just a bizzare offer to me.
After a 50min run, i was totally exhausted and seriously deprived of oxygen, gasping for air while i was waiting for the lift back home. But dear readers, i Wasnt so deprived of the basic living tool that what i was goin to relate later was just a bout of hallucinations. Haa. crap. Anyway, i was entirely drenched with perspiration that i seemed like i just came out from a shower except for the fact that i didnt smell too good with that extra bit of 'ammonia' stained on my body. Then, i was approached by a middle aged man who looked quite studious and refined. The conversation goes like this. .
Man:" Hi, may i ask u something?"
Me:" Hi! Yessh?"
Man points to a construction site near my house and asked:" Are they building new flats there?
Me with a blur look:" ??? Dunno."
Man asked seriously, with a look of interest:" Are u conservative or traditional?"
Me:" er. . neutral lor."
Man:" Hmmm, student? Which level?
Me:" Uni..
Man and me, blah blah for another 30secs. . .blah blah blah
At this juncture, i had absolutely no inkling where this mundane conversation is heading to. Initially i thought he was just asking for directions. But when he asked me whether i was conservative or traditional, i deviated from that and thought he might be an opposition party member or he was an insurance agent or watever la. All my guesses were wrong anyway.
Man gesticulated:" Ok, i would be straightfoward. I am a bisexual, and i like macho guys, especially ur type. I know u may not need the money, but i am offering you $100. U need not do anything, u just have to lie down, while i give u a whole body massage and service u like a king."
Me with an incredulous look and a wide grin:" Ha. NO THANKS."
Man pressed on with an air of invincibilty of a warrior and the glib of an experienced salesman who knew how to strut his stuff:" But u dun have to do anything, i would make u comfortable."
Me without a hint of hesitation:" HA. NO THANKS!"
End of conversation, a bye and the man left with a dejected and forlorn look.
MY THOUGHTS
Hmm, seriously i was not enticed at all by such an offer though, but come to think of it, i needed to work 27 hours as a cashier before i can earn that much. Haa. Joking la. But i wasnt angry with the person or think him as dirty as all. It was a legal transaction with no strings attached and he was not that persistent or stepping beyond the line, according to me la. Just a bizzare offer to me.
1 Comments:
Wah liew.. that's very disgusting.
You should tell him u r gd at playing soccer and u can juggle balls and volley them to the post.
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